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SCP-096: “The Shy Bar” Cedarwood Tea Tree

SCP-096: “The Shy Bar” Cedarwood Tea Tree

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SCP-096:“The Shy Bar”

Object Class: Euclid
Containment Status: Stable

Description:
SCP-096 appears in the form of handcrafted Cedarwood Tea Tree Cold Process Soap, precut into a 1" thick bar. Each individual bar weighs approximately 4.8 oz.

Originally manufactured within U.S. borders, SCP-096 was first recovered from a small-scale bath goods facility following reports of “unexplainably refreshing cleanliness.” The entity emits a subtle blend of Cedarwood and Tea Tree essential oils, noted to induce calm focus and olfactory satisfaction.

While chemical analysis reveals no anomalous hazards, Foundation researchers have confirmed that exposure to SCP-096’s aroma may cause subjects to enter a heightened state of hygiene awareness, often resulting in routine handwashing, deep relaxation, or the verbal utterance “A shower sounds nice right about now.”

Composition:

  • Coconut Oil
  • Canola Oil
  • Soybean Oil
  • Organic Shea Butter
  • Water
  • Sodium Hydroxide (Lye)
  • Olive Pomace Oil
  • Sunflower Oil
  • Tea Tree Essential Oil

Handling Procedures:
All instances of SCP-096 are to be stored in a cool, dry containment environment, preferably sealed in bio-safe wrapping (supplied upon shipment). Bars are ready for immediate civilian integration under custom labeling protocols.

Notes:
Due to the handmade nature of SCP-096, minor variations in color tone and swirl patterns are to be expected. Each specimen is unique—no two instances are identical.

Addendum-096-A:
Personnel are reminded that while SCP-096 poses no direct threat, contact should be approached with caution and appreciation. Those who have experienced the cleansing effects often report an almost unnatural satisfaction—suggesting that SCP-096 may, in fact, want to be used.

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