SCP-1331: "The Censored Bar" Tropical Citrus

SCP-1331: “The Censored Bar”

Object Class: Safe
Containment Status: Public Access / Vault 09 Release

Description:
SCP-1331 appears as a handcrafted Tropical Citrus cold-process soap, precut into a 1" thick bar, weighing approximately 4.7 oz per unit. Each bar exhibits vibrant marbled orange and cream layers and a fine-grain exfoliating texture. When activated with water, it releases a bright, invigorating aroma reminiscent of sunlit fruit groves and tropical breezes, promoting refreshment and mild euphoria.

• Though chemically composed of standard cleansing agents, SCP-1331 exhibits a playful anomalous effect: prolonged contact with the mouth may temporarily “censor” certain spoken words, particularly coarse language, producing a faint, humorous tonal feedback in place of the original utterance. Observers report this effect is mild, non-harmful, and generally entertaining.

Composition:

• Olive Oil
• Soybean Oil
• Coconut Oil
• Canola Oil
• Sunflower Oil
• Organic Shea Butter
• Water
• Sodium Hydroxide (Lye)

Effects:
Users report improved skin hydration, a pleasant exfoliating sensation, and subtle mood enhancement. Any mild vocal “censorship” effect is temporary and harmless.

Handling Procedures:
Store in a cool, dry location. Avoid extended exposure to moisture outside of intended use. Use on skin surface only.

Notes:
Due to the handcrafted nature of SCP-1331, minor variations in marbling and coloration are expected. Each bar is unique. While the playful censoring effect may amuse, it is considered safe for general public use.

Addendum-1331-A:
SCP-1331 has become a popular novelty item and playful household gift. Retailers are encouraged to label bars clearly for “Maximum Fun and Cleanliness.”